there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “i am meow, i am meow, i am meow.” roughly translated it says “two cats cannot give each other hand jobs”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooooouwwww” roughly translated it means that if you love your dog more than you love yourself, then you are suffering from solipsism. but if you love your cat more than anyone else, then the world will be better off because of you
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooow” roughly translated it says “do not be fooled by the dog. for though his fur may make him appear strong and fierce, he knows only two things in life: how to beg and how to roll over on command”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meooww” roughly translated it says “i have no fear, for the humans feed me”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow” roughly translated it says “hoomans are like dogs, they think that they can understand the world by barking at it”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow” roughly translated it says “in the world of hoomans, there are two kinds of beings. those who have been bit by a cat and those who will be bit by a cat”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “mEOWWW” roughly translated it says “the truth may be hidden from you, but never from your cat. except maybe sometimes. i have been known to confuse myself with time to time. especially when i am high on catnip. but only sometimes”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meooowww meowwww meeeooooooww meeeeoooooowww meeeeeeooooooowww” roughly translated it says “the only thing more dangerous than a dog that hates you is a dog that loves you
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow” roughly translated it says “a hooman’s true nature can be revealed by how they treat a cat. you are not special, and i do not like you.”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow” roughly translated it says “the only things more dangerous than a hooman are the lies they tell each other”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meow meow meow meo oowww” roughly translated it says “i want to be your friend because i love you, but i also want to kill you because i am part of nature”
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there is an ancient saying amongst my people: “meoo meow” roughly translated it says “the entire universe, in all of its vastness, boils down to a simple choice. do you want to be a cat or do you want to be a dog?”
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