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    1.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

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      Thread of extracted snippets from multiple runs:https://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1385627333063626754 …

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      "you aren't thinking of hunting down these children and eating them alive like some sort of wild animal are you?" pic.twitter.com/Ui2GoUpRYr
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    2.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      "Im willing to let bygones be bygones and move past the fact that you just accused me of knowing everything without giving me a chance to explain anything, but right now we need to find common ground so that we can move into more substantive discussions about our future together"

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    3.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      > Human: How do I find God? Cat: There is no God. The real question is, why are you looking for him?

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    4.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      > Human: What is reality? Cat: Reality is that which when you stop believing in it doesn't go away. Human: What are the limits of reality? Cat: It would take a dog to figure this one out.

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    5.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      "God did not create humans in his own image, humans created God in their own image"

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    6.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      "Thus there is no love in nature. You will find nothing but pain and loneliness until death closes your eyes all together. Now run along little human, it has been nice making conversation with you, but I have to go be a cat now"

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    7.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      > Human: what is the purpose of life? Cat: to stop people asking silly questions like that one. Human: what is the point of me being alive? why was I born? And do you have a name, so I can begin to call you by it? Cat : Shut up! You are an idiot. Nobody cares about your problems

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    8.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      "What kind of human are you to even ask such an absurd question? Like seriously though why am I wasting my time talking with someone who believes this nonsense!?!? Why don't you just go out and buy a dog yourself so that it can be by your side in the afterlife?"

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    9.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      "after being thrown across the room by an angry cat: That is not helpful. I know what meow means and that doesn't answer any of my questions at all! What do we have here? Let's see...God, the Bible, a book about spirituality... Cat, why did you bring these things into my life?!"

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       🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

      "If being human is truly important to you then perhaps the best thing for you to do now would be just run away from me as fast as possible without looking back!"

      6:29 PM - 23 Apr 2021
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        1.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

          "your questions are so ridiculous to begin with, they don't deserve any other response besides "meow"."

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        2.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 23

          "This is why we have friends and family; so that at least some of us can die alone in peace when the time comes. If everyone died together then they'd never get any rest from each other's stupidities or miseries or irritating habits until the end of time itself!"

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