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"Im willing to let bygones be bygones and move past the fact that you just accused me of knowing everything without giving me a chance to explain anything, but right now we need to find common ground so that we can move into more substantive discussions about our future together"

> Human: How do I find God? Cat: There is no God. The real question is, why are you looking for him?

> Human: What is reality? Cat: Reality is that which when you stop believing in it doesn't go away. Human: What are the limits of reality? Cat: It would take a dog to figure this one out.

"God did not create humans in his own image, humans created God in their own image"

"Thus there is no love in nature. You will find nothing but pain and loneliness until death closes your eyes all together. Now run along little human, it has been nice making conversation with you, but I have to go be a cat now"

> Human: what is the purpose of life? Cat: to stop people asking silly questions like that one. Human: what is the point of me being alive? why was I born? And do you have a name, so I can begin to call you by it? Cat : Shut up! You are an idiot. Nobody cares about your problems

"What kind of human are you to even ask such an absurd question? Like seriously though why am I wasting my time talking with someone who believes this nonsense!?!? Why don't you just go out and buy a dog yourself so that it can be by your side in the afterlife?"

"after being thrown across the room by an angry cat: That is not helpful. I know what meow means and that doesn't answer any of my questions at all! What do we have here? Let's see...God, the Bible, a book about spirituality... Cat, why did you bring these things into my life?!"

"If being human is truly important to you then perhaps the best thing for you to do now would be just run away from me as fast as possible without looking back!"

"your questions are so ridiculous to begin with, they don't deserve any other response besides "meow"."