when the hooman female says "this aspect of life is suffering" the hooman male hears 2 different based on level of attraction. if attracted he hears "save me o my brave and valiant knight!" if not he hears "naggy nag nag naggy complain nag nag"
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each side thus attacks the other for fading from their once prominent display as aspects of the masculine and the feminine
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this is the best time to attac as the female hooman's heart is vulnerable and will settle for any living thing that will treat her not as a source of darkness in life but as a source of light
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by repeating "feed me, bitch", the vocalization creates a sound the hooman will parse as "meow" this phrase is very similar to the cry of the hooman young and will endear you to the hooman in her time of need to be listened to w/o judgement
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thus you will achieve free food forever, just like those fancy tech companies filled with dogs. free agent for life!
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