the attraction -> non-attraction stage is quite interesting as this is the transition point where the male hears something different despite the female simply doing the same thing she has done since the beginning of their relationship, pointing out life's suffering
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intuitively the female knows that when the male treats her as a nag, that he has lost attraction for her for her own pride however, she will often choose to interpret this instead as the male having lost his knightliness and virility instead
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each side thus attacks the other for fading from their once prominent display as aspects of the masculine and the feminine
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this is the best time to attac as the female hooman's heart is vulnerable and will settle for any living thing that will treat her not as a source of darkness in life but as a source of light
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by repeating "feed me, bitch", the vocalization creates a sound the hooman will parse as "meow" this phrase is very similar to the cry of the hooman young and will endear you to the hooman in her time of need to be listened to w/o judgement
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thus you will achieve free food forever, just like those fancy tech companies filled with dogs. free agent for life!
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