the Father yelled "i don't want no daughter o mine being the world's masturbation tool no matter HOW much it pays!" she shrieked "but this makes me popular with the boys AND the girls! i don't want you stupid dad jokes and mom's broken attempts at love!"
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"yea that's true, it IS a nice cult. but i'm actually having some problems with by daughter. she doesn't like the cult and wants to go into the Real World but she just doesn't realize that this real world is just going to incentivize her into easy wins for attention"
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"oh. my. god. what an ungrateful daughter for not appreciating what a beautiful garden of eden you've built here. let's discipline her together!" and so they got married
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