the Father yelled "i don't want no daughter o mine being the world's masturbation tool no matter HOW much it pays!" she shrieked "but this makes me popular with the boys AND the girls! i don't want you stupid dad jokes and mom's broken attempts at love!"
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"err...yeah... totally. even though i can't predict the response of future me, my dick-brain allows me the self delusion so whatever it is you want to hear with perfect honesty" "omg that's SO amazing that you'll always be there for me!!"
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"hey hold on a sex, oops, freudian slip. we can't just take care of you since we have no money or other resources to raise a healthy family. you'll have to continue your sex work for forever or until you can FIRE retire w/ a diversified portfolio of index funds."
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"but you have such a NICE cult here, everyone is so loving and accepting of each other. at least from what i can see, which is only the external things. just like spiritual seekers are externally peaceful & joyful and totally not roiling with anxiety and suffering internally"
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"yea that's true, it IS a nice cult. but i'm actually having some problems with by daughter. she doesn't like the cult and wants to go into the Real World but she just doesn't realize that this real world is just going to incentivize her into easy wins for attention"
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"oh. my. god. what an ungrateful daughter for not appreciating what a beautiful garden of eden you've built here. let's discipline her together!" and so they got married
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