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    1.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

      when hunting the hooman you must keep in mind its two main fears: 1/ the fear of thinking for itself 2/ the fear of being accused of not thinking for itself that is, it wants to FEEL special, but does not actually want to BE "special"

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    2.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

      it achieves this through being slightly "more" than "everyone else". ahead, not orthogonal. this manifests as constant Envy just as a con man cannot con an honest man, you cannot hunt an unenvious hooman, they are too dangerous

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    3.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

      the envious hooman however can be tricked just as the con man cons the mark simply tell it exactly what to do to get what it wants because it will inevitably add in some "magic spice", it will fuck up its own plans by overreaching

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       🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

      it cannot simply take the advice because then it would be copying you. by pre-emptively offering advice you can goad the hooman into reclaiming its specialness by using specialness as the bait in your trap it will tangle itself up in its own self-produced complexity

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        2.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

          if however you live in a country where hooman hunting is no longer morally acceptable because they are kept as household pets, simply do the opposite to raise a good boi or girl. always find some way of making it feel as if it came up w/ an idea itself

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        3.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

          this is why female hoomans tend to make better domestic companions than male hoomans. in a hooman pack, the female already knows that indirect comm is the only way to truly get a message across. it natively understands the language of "pointers" rather than "messages"

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        4.  🐈‏ @a_yawning_cat Apr 10

          the male hooman tends to take things directly and literally and is difficult to train without overuse of lures or raw dominance my preference is to neuter them before they start developing sex traits but they can also be used as guard dogs given enough military discipline

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