other techniques when relating to a log:https://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1328968617493475330 …
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1/ taking the log Very Seriously because without the log u would die hoping the log will take pity on your desperation.
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2/ taking the log Very Unseriously because that's the attitude the log has to the Ocean. it just lies there.
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3/ when talking about A, randomly pivot to other topics B and C with the hopes that the log will see and acknowledge that u have Already Mastered everything about A even though B/C are completely irrelevant to A.
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4/ being very friendly to the log and hoping other people will see what a great relationship you have to the log, increasing your social status to Right Hand of the Log
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5/ being very friendly to the log to assuage ur anxiety because of your divine relationship to the log. ' no matter what happens, at least this log will be here for me!'
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6/ exaggerating log experiences. "i absorbed all this seawater just like the log is doing and i glimpsed the mind of God. now i'm really thirsty.... for Life!"
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7/ talking in the language of logs. "oh yeah, that was gnarly. you wood not believe how rooted i felt after experiencing total connection with nature"
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8/ being elitist towards the log. "lol yeah that's just a log, i've travelled to and seen logs across all 200 countries. here are my photos and experiences conveniently packaged in a Medium article"
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9/ being apathetic towards the log. "it's just a log, we're all going to die anyway. noting matters. what's the use."
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10/ creating a bestest log. "this log is BETTER. it's a raft and i have so many friends who love being on this raft with me."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAp0syGmyW8&t=91s&ab_channel=TheOffice …
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