everyone I've ever slept with is my horcrux nowhttps://twitter.com/Anakyndaraxes/status/1363645355548684291 …
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imagine if it actually worked this way, the age gap incentives would be extremely fucked up
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actually if babies are a form of partial immortality then this is actually how it works for men with ~every sexual encounter that ends in ejaculation carrying some chance of leaving at least a copy of a piece of your Self behind
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and insofar as possessions are also a part of your Self, wealth reduction via child support laws means that those sexual encounters all carry some risk of actually reducing the total size of your Self!
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but then, ofc, the greatest form of wealth....is Family
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thus spoke tywin lannister
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