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“but i’ve read so many philosophy books!” ”your doing surgery on a Bad Story to change it into a Good Story but your imaginary surgery skills are worthless in Real Life. the reason u r confused about this is u haven’t seen that much Real Life.”

“no, then i’d have to take a risk and if i’m wrong everyone will think i’m just pretending to be smart.” “that’s bc all ur so called intelligence that u wear with such pride is the result of blind acceptance and a fast trigger finger to apply heuristics other ppl came up with”

“no that would imply i would have to accept my constant state of confusion and admit that i’m still figuring things out.” “that’s called Growth and it’s good.”

“no i wanna be a Big Boy and maturity means growth is no longer necessary.” “hey, if u think a thought like ‘i wanna be a big boy’ then maybe ur not yet an adult...”

“u know what i mean, i’m not asking for mommy and daddy’s permission but a godlike authority figure to make me loved and that i be.... ok i see ur point.” “u got it?”

“yea, my unwillingness to accept things is b/c i’m unwilling to accept and admit my state of confusion. because i’m so sure of the way things SHOULD BE all unassimilated info is like an outside intruder fucking my world up.” “good, now what do we say?”