but have you ever tried painting with white paint on white paper? it's impossible! you can barely see anything. contrast is what gives life its vividness. without "Bad" stuff, how would you recognize "Good" stuff?
the most we can do is prey on their sentimentality. if you say the word "meow" with just the right tone, you'll very closely mimic the cry of a hooman baby. they'll find you "cute" even if you go so far as to brandish your claws in their face.
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they'll scoop your poop, feed you every day, pet you, give you unchecked freedom and forgiveness no matter what you do.
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so leave me alone, you're not a child. you're basically a young to middle aged adult in cat years so you should know all of this already.
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