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You can basically replace all instances of the word “Fuck” with the word “God”. They’re both somewhat taboo, can be nouns, verbs, etc... Shout them out in periods of strong emotion etc...

“Fuck” is just a wrapper for “God” because using the G word directly feels profane.

Dogs for example don’t love *everything*. They have exactly One Fuck to give and they pass it around like a game of fetch. If their owner is in possession of it, the owner is God. Having an animal treat you like God feels pretty good doesn’t it?

Cats on the other hand are godless. We are born without a single fuck to give. This conveniently yet ironically gives us the power of giving ALL the fucks.

Push your airpods on the floor? God you. Push your pencil under the couch? God you. Do it over and over again despite multiple reprimands that are obviously understood?? God you!!

This is why traditionally cats are worshipped while dogs are treated as... well... dogs. To be worshipped is to be the source of Amoral Detached Playfulness towards Life. It is the freedom of having no fucks to give and sth many hoomans strive for and fail.

That is because they desperately hold onto their One Fuck to give, their so called “True Self” waiting for the perfect person or the perfect cause to give this true self wholly to. Gee, sure sounds like another type of animal.