You can basically replace all instances of the word “Fuck” with the word “God”. They’re both somewhat taboo, can be nouns, verbs, etc... Shout them out in periods of strong emotion etc...
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Your cat will never validate you because your cat knows that the fuck you’re looking for is already in your possession . It is always telling you this. ”Look man, I don’t have your fuck, see, I have no fucks at all. *pushes airpods onto floor scattering them*”
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Dogs will tell you this too. Though by example as they spin around chasing their own tails and make u think “Lol, at least I’m not THAT stup.... hey wait a minute!!!”
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So anyway, the moral is, while “Fuck u money” is nice to have, you can achieve the same thing with “Oh God money”
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For hoomans must rememeber, they are spirit of both Cat and Dog. They both worship God and yet *are* God. Freedom is the ability to humbly worship yourself. This is the confidence of courageously facing the direction of life which is also the direction of death.
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This “self worship” is not the self love of narcissism which is masturbatory. It’s like Michael Scott wanting 100 children so he could have 100 friends. Narcissism seeks to preserve an image of perfection and so can never go on a true journey. For a True Journey is change.
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