You can basically replace all instances of the word “Fuck” with the word “God”. They’re both somewhat taboo, can be nouns, verbs, etc... Shout them out in periods of strong emotion etc...
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Dogs for example don’t love *everything*. They have exactly One Fuck to give and they pass it around like a game of fetch. If their owner is in possession of it, the owner is God. Having an animal treat you like God feels pretty good doesn’t it?
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Cats on the other hand are godless. We are born without a single fuck to give. This conveniently yet ironically gives us the power of giving ALL the fucks.
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Push your airpods on the floor? God you. Push your pencil under the couch? God you. Do it over and over again despite multiple reprimands that are obviously understood?? God you!!
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This is why traditionally cats are worshipped while dogs are treated as... well... dogs. To be worshipped is to be the source of Amoral Detached Playfulness towards Life. It is the freedom of having no fucks to give and sth many hoomans strive for and fail.
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That is because they desperately hold onto their One Fuck to give, their so called “True Self” waiting for the perfect person or the perfect cause to give this true self wholly to. Gee, sure sounds like another type of animal.
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Your cat will never validate you because your cat knows that the fuck you’re looking for is already in your possession . It is always telling you this. ”Look man, I don’t have your fuck, see, I have no fucks at all. *pushes airpods onto floor scattering them*”
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Dogs will tell you this too. Though by example as they spin around chasing their own tails and make u think “Lol, at least I’m not THAT stup.... hey wait a minute!!!”
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So anyway, the moral is, while “Fuck u money” is nice to have, you can achieve the same thing with “Oh God money”
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For hoomans must rememeber, they are spirit of both Cat and Dog. They both worship God and yet *are* God. Freedom is the ability to humbly worship yourself. This is the confidence of courageously facing the direction of life which is also the direction of death.
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This “self worship” is not the self love of narcissism which is masturbatory. It’s like Michael Scott wanting 100 children so he could have 100 friends. Narcissism seeks to preserve an image of perfection and so can never go on a true journey. For a True Journey is change.
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