When you buy an iphone it's a mini-manifestation. It's the manifestation of movement from the back of the store into your hands. Very low knowledge required to cast this spell.
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Manifesting the actual iphone itself is incredibly complicated and requires a powerful wand with a market cap of $aapl. The knowledge requirements would explode a normal human brain.
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So when saying "I want an iphone". You need to be very precise about what you actually want. Otherwise the universe is like "yo wtf these are two entirely different things."https://twitter.com/a_yawning_cat/status/1331224017479450625 …
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