Thanksgiving is about thankfulness, yet instead of hitting contentment, it usually overshoots into gluttony. Between starvation and gluttony lies the freedom to determine contentedness. But who to trust to define this feeling? First, find the one who is Perfectly Content.
It shouldn't be *that* hard. You know the answer is between 0 pizza slices and 24 pizza slices. You just need to try them all and ask yourself "Am I perfectly content now?"