Rich guy: "gold digger!" Sexy guy: "shallow!" Rich, sexy, tall, spiritual, generous, etc...: "Ok, no ulterior motives I guess. I must concede to Perfect Guy's right to propagate more than myself."
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"You make me feel unsafe, I'd never be w/ u" "Oh ok, no worries haha, I understand." (Internal dialogue: "HOW COULD YOU YOU SHALLOW ... etc ... I'M SUCH A NICE GUY"
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Being w/ Perfect Guy causes the internal dialogue to shift: "Why am I such a loser, I should work out more, make more money, read more philosophy, gain millions of followers, etc..." "Thanks god that guy left to climb that mountain. I was afraid to hurt his feelings."
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I honestly can't tell who's
and who's 
in this tweet. And I'm guessing that this is a feature not a bug
No one is perfect. Cliched I know, but still valid
I think we misattribute vague gestures as intentional wisdom... or at least I've caught myself doing soThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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