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Draw a Bicycle Of course, it's easy. I see it in my mind. I don't have to show you. Just imagine what I'm imagining. It's spelled "b", "i", "c", "y", "c", "l", "e".

Push Notification: For a brief moment I saw the light of You, and thought we were connected. When I tried to meet you in real life, you were already a million light years away. My sun became the moon, and the moon became my stars.

Keeping it Together The Nucleus sat on the Throne. "I keep this all together. More. More. More." The Cell Membrane quivered and strained. Until it burst.

Mind Under Attack I am under attack. Thoughts fly at me from every direction. I cannot stop them. I tell each of them to "stop" and double the number of thoughts. Help. I can't stop thinking.

Thought is Just a Label: If you want to See, Just add console.log to the dark. If you're wondering why you're Seeing. Remember why you're debugging.

Super Me I chose that one thought and made it superman. This was the thought of "Me" It blazed around, intercepting all the other thoughts. I am dazzled its light trail as it spells out my name.

Sanity There isn't a difference.... between pretending to be sane. and actually being sane.

Bargain Courage is the degree to which we trade our intelligence for happiness.

Ignorance is Bliss Born too smart? It's a burden? No worries. Just stop. The world will pass you by soon enough. Still pedaling? You must be enjoying the burden.

The Biggest Horns Everyone knew never to pick a fight with the Storyteller. You'd always lose in the end

Santa Claus is Chickenpox: It's easier to get this out of the way as a child. popping the pox of illusion. "There is no Santa Claus." Remember to do this only after they actually believe in Santa Claus. The point after all, is to experience absolute hopelessness

False Humility Look. I think I'm right. And I will be offended if you disagree. But I also want immunity if I'm wrong.