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The Second Greatest Puppet Show: "It's impossible" she said. Too many roles to play and only one puppeteer. "I'll show you" he boasted. 10 fingers, 8 billion people. This finger is John. This finger is Mary. ... This finger is Black people This finger is Yellow people.

The Only Future I Know is Drugs: Blindly charging into the future. No time to think. Must act. Find the best utopia ever written. And create it. Brave New World. Here we come.

Distant Campfire I was fine for a million years. Alone in the woods. Then I saw the light. That blasted light. And for the first time in my existence, I felt lonely. That light. I shall burn it in hell.

Shopping is Gaming. Browsing for a new game to play. That's it, that's the game. You play as a character browsing for games to play.

I Don't Exist: You, yeah you. Whoever you think you are, doesn't exist. You're just a script. Just because you wrote yourself. Doesn't make it less true.

Self Imprisonment: Sitting in your cell. Waiting for friends to free you. They don't have the key. You do. Waiting in your cell. Waiting for enlightenment to free you. There is no key. Because there is no cell.

I Don't Care This is all I can be, because this is all that I am. I can only care so much. Don't ask for so much, I'm afraid to let you see how little I care. I hope you won't hate me? We can still be friends.

Sex I'm finding it very hard to be in the moment. Yes, me too. Perhaps we need to deepen our understanding of how Tanha creates Dukkha via the construction of Sankharas built from Upadana's sustained through Anicca and Anatta. Yes.. yes... this is the shortest way.

Entropy The aliens worried we would panic and self-destruct. If we ever figured out how entropy worked. They were wrong about the panic.

What is Home? Home is warm only after we brave the winter of our souls. We need the courage to set out. And also the courage to return.

Betting the Farm I put my life into the Ark. The wood I used from my house. and my neighbors house. and their neighbors house. It will be finished. I swear to you.

Draw a Bicycle Of course, it's easy. I see it in my mind. I don't have to show you. Just imagine what I'm imagining. It's spelled "b", "i", "c", "y", "c", "l", "e".

Push Notification: For a brief moment I saw the light of You, and thought we were connected. When I tried to meet you in real life, you were already a million light years away. My sun became the moon, and the moon became my stars.

Keeping it Together The Nucleus sat on the Throne. "I keep this all together. More. More. More." The Cell Membrane quivered and strained. Until it burst.

Mind Under Attack I am under attack. Thoughts fly at me from every direction. I cannot stop them. I tell each of them to "stop" and double the number of thoughts. Help. I can't stop thinking.

Thought is Just a Label: If you want to See, Just add console.log to the dark. If you're wondering why you're Seeing. Remember why you're debugging.

Super Me I chose that one thought and made it superman. This was the thought of "Me" It blazed around, intercepting all the other thoughts. I am dazzled its light trail as it spells out my name.

Sanity There isn't a difference.... between pretending to be sane. and actually being sane.

Bargain Courage is the degree to which we trade our intelligence for happiness.

Ignorance is Bliss Born too smart? It's a burden? No worries. Just stop. The world will pass you by soon enough. Still pedaling? You must be enjoying the burden.

The Biggest Horns Everyone knew never to pick a fight with the Storyteller. You'd always lose in the end

Santa Claus is Chickenpox: It's easier to get this out of the way as a child. popping the pox of illusion. "There is no Santa Claus." Remember to do this only after they actually believe in Santa Claus. The point after all, is to experience absolute hopelessness

False Humility Look. I think I'm right. And I will be offended if you disagree. But I also want immunity if I'm wrong.