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Seeking Adulthood is wanting to be free of wants. Last slice of pizza. “Don’t want it.” Cushy job? “Don’t want it.” Sex? “Nah.” Drugs? “I’m fine.” Power over everything? “Nope” Godhood? “I’m good thanks.”

You only do it when you know you have to. And you give it up as soon as you realize you’re not needed anymore. The issue w/ leading is that you can fake it to lead but then you never give it up.

You hold a fake scented turd in your hand proclaiming “I shall fertilize the future. Behold, All look up to me at my asshole. How far above I am.”

“Yes. What a wonderful smell fertilizer is. You get some. You get some. Everyone gets some. “

And everyone laps it up and sprays perfume over it because they have to. They need it to grow their crops to eat and survive. They don’t realize they can fertilize things just as well.

“But I need a lot more shit than that guy!” How the fuck are you going to eat 100 tons of wagyu beef. It just gets disgusting after a while like everything does. Grow up. You do not need that much wagyu beef.

“But thooooose guys have so much of it!!! When I hang out with them and shine their shoes and tell them how great they are they give me so much for free.” Grow up.

“But if you don’t bring wagyu beef for lunch all the kids make fun of you and bully you!” Grow up.