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Adult is the one who kills the spider for you, and then holds a funeral for it. Adult protects because Adult is woke. And true adults... would rather not be.

So why again... are you actively looking to be an Adult? Ah right. Because humanity needs adults. Let’s package this Adulthood thing as Enlightenment. That should get is interested in Adulthood again.

Seeking Adulthood is wanting to be free of wants. Last slice of pizza. “Don’t want it.” Cushy job? “Don’t want it.” Sex? “Nah.” Drugs? “I’m fine.” Power over everything? “Nope” Godhood? “I’m good thanks.”

You only do it when you know you have to. And you give it up as soon as you realize you’re not needed anymore. The issue w/ leading is that you can fake it to lead but then you never give it up.

You hold a fake scented turd in your hand proclaiming “I shall fertilize the future. Behold, All look up to me at my asshole. How far above I am.”

“Yes. What a wonderful smell fertilizer is. You get some. You get some. Everyone gets some. “

And everyone laps it up and sprays perfume over it because they have to. They need it to grow their crops to eat and survive. They don’t realize they can fertilize things just as well.

“But I need a lot more shit than that guy!” How the fuck are you going to eat 100 tons of wagyu beef. It just gets disgusting after a while like everything does. Grow up. You do not need that much wagyu beef.