5 geniuses good or bad? Adult doesn’t know. Maybe they snubbed a future Hitler and made him future Hitler.
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You only do it when you know you have to. And you give it up as soon as you realize you’re not needed anymore. The issue w/ leading is that you can fake it to lead but then you never give it up.
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You hold a fake scented turd in your hand proclaiming “I shall fertilize the future. Behold, All look up to me at my asshole. How far above I am.”
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“Yes. What a wonderful smell fertilizer is. You get some. You get some. Everyone gets some. “
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And everyone laps it up and sprays perfume over it because they have to. They need it to grow their crops to eat and survive. They don’t realize they can fertilize things just as well.
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“But I need a lot more shit than that guy!” How the fuck are you going to eat 100 tons of wagyu beef. It just gets disgusting after a while like everything does. Grow up. You do not need that much wagyu beef.
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“But thooooose guys have so much of it!!! When I hang out with them and shine their shoes and tell them how great they are they give me so much for free.” Grow up.
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“But if you don’t bring wagyu beef for lunch all the kids make fun of you and bully you!” Grow up.
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“This is important. Pleaseeee, you don’t understand! Believe me!” Grow up.
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* suicide, doesn’t have children, depression, world war, etc... * Grow u...
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No wait... come back... I will be the adult for you. You don’t have to grow up so soon. Come back...
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Growing up is realizing that your parents weren’t ready to have children. Neither were their parents nor theirs before them. And yet here you are, you miracle. Maybe some forgiveness?
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Maybe the greatest lesson to learn is that you don’t have to get prepared to start living. Living is all you can do, have done, and always will do.
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