Definition of an adult: someone who has stopped being disappointed in people because they realize everyone is the same.
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“Everything is connected, we are all God!” They say, as they cordone off places of reality as “bad” and “wrong” and full of negative vibes. Connection is not good or bad. It just is.
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Adult has stopped trying to better because Adult has reached the top. Adult has realized that there is no better or worse.
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You killed yourself? Good or bad? Adult doesn’t know. Maybe a future family was saved from suffering. Maybe that suffering family produced 5 geniuses.
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5 geniuses good or bad? Adult doesn’t know. Maybe they snubbed a future Hitler and made him future Hitler.
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Hitler good or bad? Adult doesn’t know. Short term lotsa badness for sure but long term, maybe the only way to learn a lesson to understand humanity.
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Understanding good or bad? Adult doesn’t know. Explaining something seem to kill it. Explained jokes are not funny.
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Adult doesn’t fucking know and knows that no one else fucking knows. That’s why Adult is Adult.
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Because Adult can take it. Adult stares into the void. Adult laughs at the void. Because it is absurd isn’t it. Everything is meaningless. Yet.... here we are. What a mysterious absurdity.
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Do you laugh and explore with curiosity at the absurdity. Do you really try to understand? Or do you at a certain point just draw a line and go “nope, not going there.”
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Adult is the one who kills the spider for you, and then holds a funeral for it. Adult protects because Adult is woke. And true adults... would rather not be.
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So why again... are you actively looking to be an Adult? Ah right. Because humanity needs adults. Let’s package this Adulthood thing as Enlightenment. That should get is interested in Adulthood again.
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Seeking Adulthood is wanting to be free of wants. Last slice of pizza. “Don’t want it.” Cushy job? “Don’t want it.” Sex? “Nah.” Drugs? “I’m fine.” Power over everything? “Nope” Godhood? “I’m good thanks.”
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You only do it when you know you have to. And you give it up as soon as you realize you’re not needed anymore. The issue w/ leading is that you can fake it to lead but then you never give it up.
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You hold a fake scented turd in your hand proclaiming “I shall fertilize the future. Behold, All look up to me at my asshole. How far above I am.”
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“Yes. What a wonderful smell fertilizer is. You get some. You get some. Everyone gets some. “
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And everyone laps it up and sprays perfume over it because they have to. They need it to grow their crops to eat and survive. They don’t realize they can fertilize things just as well.
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“But I need a lot more shit than that guy!” How the fuck are you going to eat 100 tons of wagyu beef. It just gets disgusting after a while like everything does. Grow up. You do not need that much wagyu beef.
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“But thooooose guys have so much of it!!! When I hang out with them and shine their shoes and tell them how great they are they give me so much for free.” Grow up.
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“But if you don’t bring wagyu beef for lunch all the kids make fun of you and bully you!” Grow up.
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“This is important. Pleaseeee, you don’t understand! Believe me!” Grow up.
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* suicide, doesn’t have children, depression, world war, etc... * Grow u...
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No wait... come back... I will be the adult for you. You don’t have to grow up so soon. Come back...
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Growing up is realizing that your parents weren’t ready to have children. Neither were their parents nor theirs before them. And yet here you are, you miracle. Maybe some forgiveness?
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Maybe the greatest lesson to learn is that you don’t have to get prepared to start living. Living is all you can do, have done, and always will do.
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