A bear

@A_single_bear

Hello, I am a bear. Replacement furs for humans are available here:

Forest
Joined September 2013

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Aug 2020

    Hello, I am a bear. If you need a bear related item to cover your mouth and nose, please consider this one:

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  2. Mar 22

    It can be difficult to know the things you are supposed to know. Not knowing something is far less complicated. I am a bear.

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  3. Mar 21

    I had a dream that I was being told I was not allowed to go to the forest and I kept explaining that I was always in the forest but I kept being told I was not allowed to go and this kept on until I was very tired. I am a bear.

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  4. Mar 20

    Today looks like it could be a warm day, so I will plan for laying on my back and letting the sun wrestle my belly while I experience a mix of delight, confusion, suspicion, and contentment. I am a bear.

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  5. Mar 19

    There are so many smells, and I appreciate all of them. I am a bear.

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  6. Mar 18

    I do not know?

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  7. Mar 17

    Please make sure you and others are okay for right now.

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  8. Mar 17

    Today is the day I figure out why I am a bear, but if the answer does not involve the French fries I found in a wet bag, I will ignore it for the time being.

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  9. Mar 16

    If you need help with something you can just keep doing whatever you need help with incorrectly in secret and nobody will ever know. I am a bear.

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  10. Mar 15

    There are ways to let me know I have done something incorrectly that do not involve yelling at me and throwing things at me. I am sorry about the trash bags I ripped open. I did not know I was not supposed to do that. I am a bear.

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  11. Mar 15

    Not having to run is always nice. I am a bear.

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  12. Mar 14

    I like to think I see the same sun each day, but I have no proof that there are not as many suns as there are leaves and they just take turns. I am a bear.

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  13. Mar 13

    Dig deep beneath and beside the tree that gives you shade as the sun makes its unfortunate exit.

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  14. Mar 12

    I will update this as the day progresses...

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  15. Mar 12

    Today I feel suspiciously fine... everything seems okay... for now... I am a bear...

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  16. Mar 11

    I am not sure.

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  17. Mar 10

    What do mice think if me? I am a bear.

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  18. Mar 10

    It is important to understand NFT: N: nobody F: finds T: trash that you hide and then it becomes yours forever.

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  19. Mar 9
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  20. Mar 9

    I promise to keep being a bear so long as I am allowed to be a bear. I am a bear.

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  21. Mar 8

    Things I have buried and forgot where I buried them: -Donuts I found -Stick -Leaves (good ones) -My thoughts on a crow who yelled at me -Miscellaneous bones -My paws -Oh no, I need those -Wait, they are here -That was scary -I need to stop burying things -Except this rock I found

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