Allie Rubin

@a_rubin

Ph.D. student in geology. I like to write about science, food, and bad movies. I am not afraid of any ghost.

Joined December 2008

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  1. A volcano fun fact is that most volcanic eruptions are triggered by the destruction of the One Ring

  2. My whole life is a "5K-to-couch" fitness program

  3. Retweeted

    Jodie Foster & Jennifer Beals at the NY Film Festival premiere of "Down By Law" in 1986. AND A GOOD NIGHT TO YOU.

  4. I'm a grad student so for April Fools' Day I'm just going to text all my friends and ask them if they want to hang out during the daytime

  5. Should I complain about MATLAB on Twitter or just use the old-fashioned method (screaming incoherently into an empty supply cabinet)?

  6. Contact is a great science film that could 100% be renamed "Mansplaining: the Movie"

  7. Retweeted

    In my column in this month, I explore the absence of A-list science celebrities.

  8. Look, I love cursing. I love to curse. Just last week I turned a local village boy into a talking cat.

  9. Retweeted

    Alternate titles for Must Love Dogs: -Love Dogs!! -LOVE THESE FUCKING DOGS -YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO FUCKING ADORE THESE FUCKING DOGS

  10. I came up with the phrase "Kvetch-22" today so now I guess I have to start writing a sassy and pun-filled one-woman show with that title

  11. Can we just talk about how is the best movie ever made about scientists and I can't wait for the new one

  12. When is it a cold&when is it the start of the zombie apocalypse? Like do I need to attack my coworker with a shovel or just give him DayQuil

  13. Retweeted
    GHOSTBUSTERS - Official Trailer (HD)
  14. Scooby-Doo and Blue's Clues gave me unrealistic expectations about how good dogs are at solving mysteries

  15. Donald Trump in 2 Fascist 2 Furious

  16. If you are a silly person, you may enjoy

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