Alaina McGuigan

@a_mcguigs

Laughing at myself because let's face it I'm funny

Joined July 2012
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  1. Jun 8

    Mom calls "So I've got a joke Alaina" 🤦🏼‍♀️

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  2. Jun 8

    Spilled smoothie on my white top this morning and it's still noticeable every time I glance down so today is going just SWELL 😁

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  3. May 26

    "Debra, it would almost be stupid *not* to buy it even if I never wore it." IN WHAT WORLD LADY?! 🙈

  4. May 19

    National donut day is June 2nd and I'm ready 🍩🍩🍩 just 2 more weeks.

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  5. May 17

    Man walking out of looks into the bag and goes "daddy fat stacks" and grins. He def got guac 🥑

    1 retweet 5 likes
  6. May 15

    1- man TALKS TO ME on platform 2- girl making hand gestures & mumbling 3- guy comes and stands basically on top of me. Hello again, NYC.

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  7. May 15

    I'm getting soft. Instead of becoming a crotchety old man, I'm going to become one of those bleeding heart liberals 👴🏻

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  8. May 13

    So proud of you Ry.

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  9. May 8

    Man it's nice to not have homework

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  10. May 4

    Had to pause apartment hunting for just a few hours to see my v first crush in concert 😍😍

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  11. May 3

    A woman just growled at her boyfriend, who doesnt work here, in the elevator and I didn't even know it was take your boyfriend to work day.

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  12. Apr 15

    Don't you hate when you get roped into bottomless brunch? I mean, you can't say no bc it's the whole table or nada 💁🏼💁🏼 there goes my day 👋🏻

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  13. Apr 14

    It is absolute chaos around Penn Station and I'm sure I just saw a woman walking a goat 🐐

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  14. Mar 31

    tmi I've used blotting paper as tissues way more times than for blotting

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  15. Mar 20

    There needs to be a taskrabbit to clean makeup brushes

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  16. Mar 16

    "TD bank" "titty bank?" "Yes, TD bank" "aha, tiiiitty bank"

  17. Mar 8

    Lol don't provide self bag check until you can do it efficiently

    2 replies 1 like
  18. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    rt if you ever been like "i think i'm in love" but nah you were really just hungry

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  19. Feb 27

    "Worst comes to worst we can just play jimmy buffet" coming in clutch with the event music suggestions

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  20. Feb 25

    Forgot about the existence of umbrellas temporarily and put a hat on instead 💩

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