My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in his face with an eraser
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Chased him with a stapler, stapled his nuts to a stack of papers Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
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Flashed the bartender, then stuck my d*ck in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship
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While they're screaming at me, "Let's just be friends!"
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