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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 8

    I am totally cute.

    2 replies 14 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    Auch Giraffen warten auf die S-Bahn. (Jetzt mit Themesong erhältlich.)

    1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 31

    ok this one’s good

    8 replies 476 retweets 1,372 likes
  4. 18 hours ago

    Omg this makes so much sense!

    1 reply 3 retweets 9 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 31

    Today's secret word is ! You remember what to do when someone says the secret word, right? ! 😱

    248 replies 7,007 retweets 13,745 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 31

    Je covfefe Tu covfefes Elle/Il/On covfefe Nous covfefons Vous covfefez Elles/Ils covfefent

    Ich covfefe Du covfefst Er/sie/es covfeft Wir covfefen Ihr covfeft Sie covfefen
    1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 30

    Yo covfefo Tu covfefes El covfefe Nosotros covfefemos Ellos covfefen

    267 replies 9,103 retweets 21,694 likes
  8. May 31

    Ich covfefe Du covfefst Er/sie/es covfeft Wir covfefen Ihr covfeft Sie covfefen

    Yo covfefo Tu covfefes El covfefe Nosotros covfefemos Ellos covfefen
    3 retweets 15 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 31

    Reminder: As with all deleted tweets, Trump may have violated the 1978 Presidential Records Act by deleting covfefe

    334 replies 3,066 retweets 5,891 likes
  10. May 31

    Meine Lieblingsschwester hat mich informiert, dass DAB-Radio so gennant ist, weil

    1 reply 3 likes
  11. May 31

    Why w bother asking the question if you answer it directly after? Honestly Go doesn’t sound so bad?

    You die and discover there is a Cyber Hell. What does it consist of? Go.
    6 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 30

    New York's hottest nightclub is . It has everything: Russian entanglements, spray tans, creepy handshakes, surprise trade wars.

    805 replies 23,753 retweets 52,618 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 30

    Looking forward to seeing you all at World Wide Developer Covfefe

    17 retweets 55 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 31

    Apple engineers throwing shade at React Native Twitter is my favorite kind of Twitter.

    This Tweet is unavailable.
    7 replies 21 retweets 66 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 31

    Nescovfee, what else? 😂

    27 replies 792 retweets 1,735 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 30

    3,246 days

    1 reply 6 retweets 17 likes
  17. May 30

    It costs money to send emails now. Wat

    This is insane: From June 1, it will cost £5.48 to *send an email* to the UK visa service if you live outside UK.
    2 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    Yes, I know the username is already fried.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  19. May 30

    Crazy rain in Berlin today!

    4 replies 3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 29

    Can we agree as a species that this needs to be the loading icon for everything from now on?

    356 replies 22,889 retweets 49,547 likes
  21. May 29

    My friend ’s book isn’t out ’til October so I’m okay with it being left out but they’d better include it in the autumn list.

    16 books to look out for this summer, in no particular order

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