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Me, remembering that I should go to bed so I can work in the morning.pic.twitter.com/GolLcBebDe
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Alex Akers Retweeted
Hello! I'm really proud of my team for getting this test out to some people on Twitter. This project was tricky in many ways, some of which were technical and some of which were not. We hope you like it and the space it affords you to Tweet with a smaller crowd.
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Yes it’s 4 am but I just discovered
@_blahblahblah’s@subwaydle https://www.subwaydle.com/
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okay fine if we're mutuals, like this... and i'll do nothing. i'm kind of overwhelmed today. there's a lot happening at the moment. i hope you understand. you can like it if we're not mutuals, too
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I wouldn’t _specifically_ say not to 2.2 billion blåhajarhttps://twitter.com/lunasorcery/status/1518719453189623808 …
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6 more followers until 3 million. I can do this.
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Alex Akers Retweeted
As a software engineer I think the first way to improve the Olympics is to work out how to enable Asynchronous Swimming because all that synchronous stuff seems like it might be inefficient
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René Descartes: “I think, therefore I am.” Me, opening Xcode: “I think, therefore iOS.”
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My friends’ startup is looking for an iOS developer. If you want to join the communi-tea, reach out to Janek!https://twitter.com/jalotis/status/1517268157144219649 …
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Best part of working at Twitter is you can have 2+ Twitter apps on your phone. Every like means double the notifications and double the dopamine. 1. Yes I have two Twitter apps on my phone. 2. Yes I have notifications on for likes. 3. Yes that’s on purpose. 4. See #3
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Depends on the meeting it’s replacinghttps://twitter.com/microsoft/status/1517194454968541189 …
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Words are magical. “No offense but…” means this is not offensive. “With all due respect…” means you may not be offended by this; I respect you. “Not a subtweet but…” means this isn’t a subtweet. “Thank you for coming to my TED Talk” means you came to my TED Talk.
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Not a subtweet but, if I express excitement about something, you are not required to tell me that you think it doesn’t deserve my excitement. Don’t yuck someone’s yum :)
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Got this email last night. Was so excited that I forgot to post about it
@playdate
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Xcode, stop trying to make ‘fetching debug symbols’ happenpic.twitter.com/B4YQJjzS7t
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Alex Akers Retweeted
Yesterday Pavlov sustained an injury to his hind leg while playing fetch at the park
Since he was limping, @PAVDAD had to carry Pavlov home from our 2 mile walk. Despite the injury, Pavlov sure seemed to enjoy being carried home
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I wonder if they plotted this with OpenGL ES because that lets you draw in an EAGLContext
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UIStoryboard lives on in iMovie 3https://twitter.com/IsTheStoreDown/status/1513925295228735493 …
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