Zoe Garcia

@_zoegarci

I’m the fucking lizard king

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined October 2016

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Dec 2017

    is the dopest person on the planet and I’m so glad I got to meet him!!!

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    some of y’all were raised saying “que” instead of “mande” and it shows

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Imagine getting all excited and then picking fucking Cleveland

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    12 hours ago
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  5. 11 hours ago

    What season of spongebob should I download for my flight

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    “but then i read the letter and i see the word ‘wisely’ and i know snooki doesnt use that kind of vocabulary” 💀

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    23 hours ago

    Him: keep playing with me, you on thin ice Me:

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    How i used to cry after my mama whooped my ass so she can feel bad for me 😂😂

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  10. 13 hours ago

    Ridiculousness one of the best shows on TV

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  11. 13 hours ago

    If u take a dump and don’t spray the Febreeze after, ur a terrible person

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  12. 19 hours ago

    I miss playing soccer SO MUCH

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    Jan 2

    me- let’s not get political tonight me, after 1 beer- what the fuck did nickelback do to anybody

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  16. 19 hours ago

    Rlly don’t wanna go back to Michigan

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    Jan 1
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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Latinas have big foreheads cause how tight our moms did our ponytails as kids 😔

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  20. Jan 3

    Watching Pearl Harbor making me remember how hot Rafe and Danny are

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