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@SoFlaNat LOOK

I watched like fifteen times in a row. Then I looked it up online and THE TURTLE’S NAME IS CHARLES DARWIN!!!!

(It's a tortoise.)

You are correct. I apologize for my over-enthusiastic yet not accurate tweet.

Never apologize for enthusiasm. The turtle doesn’t mind.

It does mind not being called a tortoise.

Have him call me and I’ll apologize directly.

You need to feed him nice and crunchy contrition lettuce. In person.

@NUIGSUScience we need new science stuff just so we can do this

@NUIGSUScience @NUIGSU new! science! stuff!

I'm sorry a turtle or tortoise (idk what one he is) can open any wing of any building !!

Lizard people are so last year, the SU is full of turtle people now

jim browne was a lizard

(It wasn't a turtle. It was a tortoise.)

Cherry-picking aside, you need to stop confusing an umbrella term with a specific term. It will make you look less foolish.

"Turtles all the way down" is an expression, tortoises doesn't even work in this context

If it were at sea, it would be a turtle warship.