very_rachel

@_unravellings

Part-time writer, full-time humorist. I'm furthering my dog's humiliation by showing the world that time he dressed like a cat.

Joined April 2009

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  1. "At least I'm not Monday." -Tuesday

  2. The reason I still don't keep a diary

  3. The Passion Fruit Of The Christ

  4. Seven Pounds of Candy

  5. It Ain't Over Till It's Overexposure

  6. Blue Suede Hot Shoe

  7. Don't F-Stop Believing

  8. U Can't Retouch This

  9. Who drank all the milk?

  10. Be the last man standing

  11. When someone goes to the closet and brings back Monopoly.

  12. This is the part in the movie of my life where I cut and dye my hair in a gas station sink.

  13. As always, he wasn't charged admission.

  14. Sorry, I have a no-sex-on-the-first-date policy.

  15. So great we could do this. It's my only free night this week.

  16. No, no, it's totally fine if your friend Steve comes

  17. very_rachel followed , , and 28 others
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      Aspiring novelist. Blogger. Nerd. Bookworm. Calligrapher. Dog Mom. Foodie. Movie Buff. Lover of Eccentricity. Read my blog. It's awesome.

  18. This is my first time using Tinder.

  19. I'm not here for the free food

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