Wanted to say a belated thank you to everyone who watched #TaskmasterAU Season 1! I’m back filming Season 2 as we speak 😍 (in the meantime S1 all on 10play (they also have Bold & the Beautiful on there))
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Congratulations to Dan Rath, the 2023 Piece of Wood winner, as determined by an ever-growing committee of comedians, it's awarded for simply 'doing good stuff n' that'. 🙌
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Colourisation of old black & white photos is a scam.
They’re just guessing what colour stuff was and there’s no way to prove them wrong
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I've done the maths I'm one of 15 comics in this festival that can rig a lure and only needs their dad to get the fish off the hook SOMETIMES. Shows have been really fun. Please prebook so I don't have a panic attack. Only 5 nights left Tues to sat!
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I hadn’t had him pegged as a finance expert, but I just got some great investment tips from Guy Montgomery on Instagram.
Based on his advice, I bought some government bonds and real estate ETFs.
If you’re lucky enough to see his tips, make sure you jump on the opportunity!
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The tricksters and shysters in this industry will say things like "only a few left", "selling fast". Not me I respect the public too much
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Promo code "hewy" for cheaper tix. God bless. Only 9 left!
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In court for trying to grab a cop’s gun, thinking to myself:
“I reckon I could get the judge’s gavel”
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Once again I would like to clarify this isn’t me
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Thomas Cashman sentenced to life in prison with minimum of 42 years for murder of nine-year-old Olivia Pratt-Korbel in Liverpool, England bbc.in/40BCxZb
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In last night’s secret photo task, Julia went above and beyond. Have been looking over my shoulder ever since 👀 #TaskmasterAU
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Have YOU listened to this week's episode of The People's Pod? We've got the rosetastic who gives us some great facts about Taskmaster Oz AND how people in Adelaide pronounce "graph"! Plus offers to get me a dead horse!
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To celebrate the FIFTIETH EPISODE of @taskmaster The People's Pod with @LouSanders out today, here's an exclusive behind the scenes video that begins before we started recording the audio for our interview with @_tomcashman, a thrilling moment he described as "legitimately scary"
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To celebrate the FIFTIETH EPISODE of The People's Pod with out today, here's an exclusive behind the scenes video that begins before we started recording the audio for our interview with , a thrilling moment he described as "legitimately scary"
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My Canberra show is tonight at 8:15!
There are a few tix left, great way to wind down after a big week
canberracomedyfestival.com.au/event/tom-cash
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My favourite train announcement is the one where they basically say if you feel like spewing, please get off the train and do it somewhere else
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They kind of have!
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Still haven't looked up what neoliberalism is. Really hoping people will just stop saying it soon
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I must save Australian storytelling, the only way I know how. With 50 minutes of stand up about shit I talk about at the pub. Tim Hewitt Holding Court MICF 2023. comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/hol
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Why do I have to prove I’m not a robot to pay a parking fine.
If some automated script programmed by a hacker wants to pay my parking fine I say we let it
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I’m in Canberra in 2 days!
This is me last time I was there. So yeah, it’s probably gonna get pretty crazy.
m.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/tom-c
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A family member came to my hour show last week and said afterwards “just that you can remember it all is impressive”.
Might be the worst compliment I’ve ever received.
Oh you saw a comedian on the weekend, how was he?
His memory was outstanding
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I'm coming to Canberra for one show this Friday!
Here are some mock ups of what it'll look like when I arrive
Tix: moshtix.com.au/v2/event/tom-c
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This is the funniest Fucking video I’ve watched in my life why is nobody laughing
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They also give a chess rating to all the famous person bots.
700 is very low, and begs the question:
Do they know for a fact Jane Goodall sucks at chess? Or do they just think Jane Goodall seems like she’d suck.
Pretty brutal either way
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Chess dot com has a new setting where you play against a bot that pretends to be a famous person, so you can feel inadequate about your chess abilities and what you’ve accomplished in life at the same time
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I’ve made a small adjustment to the name of this centre, given their claim about proton therapy.
(Watch out Adelaide. Nothing here is safe from parody)
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Anyone who still thinks reboots are stupid needs to watch this NOW. 👇👇👇
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I'm in Adelaide from tomorrow!
Here are some factors to consider before choosing to come to a show.
(Ticket link below if it suits your personal preferences and circumstances).
livenation.com.au/show/1401509/t
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