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Libra: You fish for compliments like it’s ur job. Expert victim complex. You have absolutely no back bone & probably got roped into working a pyramid scheme. The more you hate yourself, the more we do too. Your negativity is unbearable & that’s why no one wants to be around you.

Scorpio: Pretending that nothing happened after starting a fight with someone isn’t a form of apology. Everyone’s scared of you because you’re a ticking time bomb. You overreact to EVERYTHING. No one put you in charge. You need therapy and I pray for your future children.

Sagittarius: All you do is talk shit and complain. You interrupt everyone and are dismissive of what people have to say in conversations bcuz you love hearing yourself talk. For someone who spends so much money on clothes.. your fits suck. Hardheaded and need anger management.

Capricorn: Passive aggressive is an understatement. You let people walk all over you bcuz you’d rather let them be right than be alone. You bury your emotions by obsessively cleaning, it’s disturbing. Hanging out w/ you is like watching paint dry. Pull the stick out of ur ass.

Aquarius: Stop saying no one ever asks if you need help when you refuse it when they do. Someone having a different opinion isn’t them “attacking” you. God complex. Your woke view is actually you being stubborn because you think you know everything. Probably the leader of a cult.

Pisces: You’ll twist any situation to your favor. You love saying that you’re easy going when you’re completely unpredictable and reckless. You gaslight anyone who’s a threat to your image. Always crying and saying you’re sensitive as an excuse for your toxic behavior. Airheads.

“If you or a loved one has been roasted by a Virgo you may be entitled to financial compensation”