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Distressed by the sudden realization that of the few people who know what my tongue tastes like, I am not and will not ever get to be one of them
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Thing thats happened in both latvia and ukraine: FARMER: do you know this vegetable? ME: looks like... jerusalem artichoke? F: nope! not artichoke, its... actually, I don't know the english word M: *types "jerusalem artichoke" into translator and hands them phone* F: oh! ...huh.
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Do "our democracy is fragile" centrists leave broken glass on the ground, too? It could always break more if you sweep it up
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I ate a pinecone today
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The six-year-old daughter of the farmers I'm living with is at about the same reading level with Ukrainian as I am, so I've been sitting in on some of her homeschooling lessons.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and (if you did the first step correctly) you can also pick your friend's nose
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farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar.
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Coming in with a hot take that's tens of thousands of years old: Shepherding has got to be the world's most boring profession. Standing alone in a field for hours holding a stick watching goats eatpic.twitter.com/bXAOOaDYM3
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Also, fun minor cultural difference: When the plane landed at the airport all the passengers clapped for the pilot.
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gonna offer financial aid to randos on the street on the condition they tell me everything they know about """hunter biden"""
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Second world problem: Host took me to a sauna and I got some sort of abrasive ?salt massage? and it took off some of my good working callouses
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Peed for 70 seconds straight, I think that might be a new personal best.
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Even tho they're not the material force they once were, I still fucking hate monarchies. The more aristocrat tears Harry Mountbatten-Windsor produces on his way to *merely* being a rich piece of shit, the better
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I have come here to eat ass and kick bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum
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Is it possible to relinquish US citizenship without relinquishing Ohio citizenship? Statriotism >>> Patriotism
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Cool thing about Sierra Leone that I just remembered randomly: Everyone would always use a picture of themselves as their phone background, that way if you ever found a lost phone you immediately knew who it belonged to.
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All the other farmers have this special massage they give the baby cows when they're trying to get them to poop and I've never seen it work even once
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