tobor   

@_tobor

currently a volunteer farm worker in ukraine. trying to live with purpose in a dying world. he/him or they/them

Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2014.

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  1. 2. velj

    Distressed by the sudden realization that of the few people who know what my tongue tastes like, I am not and will not ever get to be one of them

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  2. 1. velj

    Thing thats happened in both latvia and ukraine: FARMER: do you know this vegetable? ME: looks like... jerusalem artichoke? F: nope! not artichoke, its... actually, I don't know the english word M: *types "jerusalem artichoke" into translator and hands them phone* F: oh! ...huh.

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    31. sij

    Do "our democracy is fragile" centrists leave broken glass on the ground, too? It could always break more if you sweep it up

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  4. 29. sij

    I ate a pinecone today

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  5. 28. sij

    The six-year-old daughter of the farmers I'm living with is at about the same reading level with Ukrainian as I am, so I've been sitting in on some of her homeschooling lessons.

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  6. 25. sij

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and (if you did the first step correctly) you can also pick your friend's nose

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    27. lis 2014.

    farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar.

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  8. 17. sij

    Coming in with a hot take that's tens of thousands of years old: Shepherding has got to be the world's most boring profession. Standing alone in a field for hours holding a stick watching goats eat

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  9. 15. sij

    I'm pooping on a train

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  10. 14. sij

    Also, fun minor cultural difference: When the plane landed at the airport all the passengers clapped for the pilot.

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  11. 14. sij

    gonna offer financial aid to randos on the street on the condition they tell me everything they know about """hunter biden"""

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  12. 14. sij

    I'm in ukraine now

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  13. 13. sij

    Second world problem: Host took me to a sauna and I got some sort of abrasive ?salt massage? and it took off some of my good working callouses

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  14. 13. sij

    Peed for 70 seconds straight, I think that might be a new personal best.

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    12. sij

    Even tho they're not the material force they once were, I still fucking hate monarchies. The more aristocrat tears Harry Mountbatten-Windsor produces on his way to *merely* being a rich piece of shit, the better

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  16. 11. sij

    I have come here to eat ass and kick bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum

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  17. 10. sij

    yes duolingo, my thoughts exactly

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  18. 10. sij

    Is it possible to relinquish US citizenship without relinquishing Ohio citizenship? Statriotism >>> Patriotism

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  19. 10. sij

    Cool thing about Sierra Leone that I just remembered randomly: Everyone would always use a picture of themselves as their phone background, that way if you ever found a lost phone you immediately knew who it belonged to.

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  20. 8. sij

    All the other farmers have this special massage they give the baby cows when they're trying to get them to poop and I've never seen it work even once

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