try! thomas

@_tcarey

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Denver, CO, USA
Joined June 2009

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  1. Jun 7

    a bowl full of HomePods

  2. May 26

    Give me code completion or give me death!

  3. Retweeted
    May 17

    Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business. I just bought the domain name.

  4. Retweeted
    May 13

    Why should you pay? Barbara gets it:

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    May 13
  6. May 11

    Amazing the White House chose someone who looks even *more* like Melissa McCarthy to talk to the press about Comey.

  7. Retweeted
    7 Dec 2016

    "Good afternoon class today we're going to learn what makes a good boy so good" 13/10

  8. May 8

    I think your wedding hashtag is just so clever.

  9. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    me: is extra cheese free chipotle employee: yes me: can i get extra cheese chipotle employee: yes me, turning to camera:

  10. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    ELON MUSK (after not saying anything for an hour): trains that can fly ASSISTANT: do u want me to write that down, sir

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    May 2
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    Apr 22
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    Apr 16

    Someday when humanity is long dead and aliens come to earth, they'll be so confused and scared when they find these Easter bunny photos

  15. Apr 16

    Number of times I had to restart Apple Tv 3rd gen: 0 Number of times I've had to restart Apple TV 4th gen: weekly

  16. Apr 14

    Great Friday @ Cerebral Brewing

  17. Apr 13

    yep still buttsandwich

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    idk what this meme is but i love it

  19. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

  20. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Picard management tip: For each command, assign it to one person, or ask for a volunteer. Don't ask a crowd to take an action.

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