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@_tcarey

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  1. Jun 7

    a bowl full of HomePods

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  2. May 26

    Give me code completion or give me death!

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    May 17

    Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business. I just bought the domain name.

    621 replies 11,599 retweets 33,985 likes
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    May 13

    Why should you pay? Barbara gets it:

    453 replies 20,806 retweets 34,858 likes
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    May 13

    735 replies 127,311 retweets 197,271 likes
  6. May 11

    Amazing the White House chose someone who looks even *more* like Melissa McCarthy to talk to the press about Comey.

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    7 Dec 2016

    "Good afternoon class today we're going to learn what makes a good boy so good" 13/10

    341 replies 38,079 retweets 75,582 likes
  8. May 8

    I think your wedding hashtag is just so clever.

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    Mar 24

    me: is extra cheese free chipotle employee: yes me: can i get extra cheese chipotle employee: yes me, turning to camera:

    Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
    473 replies 116,608 retweets 278,999 likes
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    Apr 30

    ELON MUSK (after not saying anything for an hour): trains that can fly ASSISTANT: do u want me to write that down, sir

    25 replies 1,820 retweets 7,223 likes
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    May 2

    87 replies 6,546 retweets 11,395 likes
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    Apr 22

    You got hacked, bro.

    Today on Earth Day, we celebrate our beautiful forests, lakes and land. We stand committed to preserving the natural beauty of our nation.
    3 retweets 18 likes
  13. Apr 18

    Something I never thought I'd say about Ballmer, this is really cool.

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    Apr 16

    Someday when humanity is long dead and aliens come to earth, they'll be so confused and scared when they find these Easter bunny photos

    20 replies 483 retweets 1,088 likes
  15. Apr 16

    Number of times I had to restart Apple Tv 3rd gen: 0 Number of times I've had to restart Apple TV 4th gen: weekly

    1 like
  16. Apr 14

    Great Friday @ Cerebral Brewing

  17. Apr 13

    yep still buttsandwich

    2 replies 3 likes
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    Apr 6

    idk what this meme is but i love it

    502 replies 37,208 retweets 67,906 likes
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    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

    38,104 replies 3,637,857 retweets 983,563 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Picard management tip: For each command, assign it to one person, or ask for a volunteer. Don't ask a crowd to take an action.

    9 replies 461 retweets 958 likes

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