I don't have a soundcloud, but thank you all for these imaginary internet points, I'll be sure to include them in my tenure dossier.
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And as everyone is leaving, one person enters the classroom and approaches you to ask about an old student of yours!
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I’m a current student in the class - exceptionally intelligent and attractive - who is staying after class to ask a nuanced question about my thesis on...the newest breakthrough research recently conducted by that same former student. I found discrepancies in the data!
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I mean, the yelling about the homework part as they're packing up isn't completely fictional...
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Some movie linguists get to save the human race ;)pic.twitter.com/m44k102RiA
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I'm a detective in a movie who needs to ask you, a professor in a movie, a few questions. I arrive at your class just as you make your point, a bell rings, and you yell at your students about their reading/homework. A student clutches a binder to her chest and glances up at me.
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Next, you wander abstractedly up to the blackboard and brood upon its chalky scribbles for a few seconds, before turning to begin the interrogation with a seemingly casual observation.
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I'm a scientist in a movie. No one listens to me (even though I'm 100% correct) until the last act when the sh*t has already hit the fan in a rather glorious manner. What? That's not the game we're playing?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm a Hollywood special ops team leader that tells my operators the mission plan as we're conducting the mission.
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yelling it into one guys ear as you load into the helo
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