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@_rljohns

There is no law but the law that there is no law. | they/them

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2017.
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    25. sij

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    I need to just make a Markov chain of myself that repeats things like "Do you have a plan?" "Talk to your engineers" "Think of the end users" "You belong here" "HONK"

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    Tfw when you can't be poet laureate because you are in fact two lesbians in a trenchcoat.

    Victorian poet Michael Field was nominated as poet laureate: then it was discovered he was actually two lesbians writing under a pseudonym. Literature academic explains.
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    Today's my birthday! I've spent a decade hiding my age; for this birthday, I'm letting that go. I wrote about why. It might be the hardest thing I've ever written, but it feels good as hell to have done it.

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    Some interesting names on this mathematically minded tweet:

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    A lot of tweets about miss that 02 February 2020 is a palindrome in USA, UK and ISO formats; it is a palindrome day of the year (33) and there are a palindrome of days left in the year (333). This will never happen again. More details here:

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    hey so this is why no one should be allowed to productionize NLP. especially if they don’t understand the L part for shit.

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*
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    February 1st is a day of celebration for Irish people - for women, in particular. These days, it's branded as , named after a catholic nun who went on to become one of Ireland's patron saints. But there was another Brigid that came before her (1/n)

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    oh wow i really needed this characterization of the open-tabs problem to feel at peace with closing them if i wouldn’t let it happen to my docker machine i sure as hell don’t wanna do it to my brain

    Odgovor korisniku/ci @sarah_edo
    Personal garbage collection is really important.
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    birbs

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    oh my gosh where do i start

    Tag yourselves. I'm sin-friendly heresy teachers.
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    29. sij

    airline gate attendant: I understand that your little boy is difficult and hard to keep track of, but no, airline policy strictly forbids checking children in the cargo hold. you’ll have to— members of the band Kansas: <deep breath>

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    I was doing a little research on grammatical gender, and I found some kind of interesting things (like that some Romans thought Latin had five genders, or even seven). So, I put together a list of passages as a resource:

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    28. sij

    I'm pretty sure I need to have this book...

    From 'About the Authors': '... knowing just what is expected of authors, would like to agree with P. G. Wodehouse and apologize for childhoods that were as normal as rice-pudding and lives that consisted of little more than sitting in front of the laptop and cursing a bit.'
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    27. sij

    I looked at this pop-up, and then the headline, and then the pop-up again, for at least a good five minutes.

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  18. 27. sij

    everyone stop what you're doing and go look at this repo full of nothing but and papers about . literally nothing you are doing at work right now is more important than this* *if you're on twitter at the moment

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    25. sij

    all you need is love. and the internet. and the programming language COBOL. and the chocolate cake. and the grass.

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