Phil

@_phillykarl

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2011.
Rođen/a 11. veljače

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    17. sij

    maybe she’s born with it maybe she’s made of beans

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    29. pro 2019.

    look how mad this dolphin is

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    1. sij

    there’s ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there

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    19. pro 2019.

    Hemingway’s shortest saddest story brutally defeated by Beanie Baby tweet

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    You (watching a prestige TV show and stroking your chin): This is about how traditional social bonds become fractured under late capitalism Me (watching The Mandalorian and stroking my chin): This is about how it’s cool when a guy has flamethrowers in his arms

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    30. tra 2019.

    Million Dollar Idea: a backpack that's a pillow. You can't put anything in it

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    it sucks that Big Mouth is supposedly really good because i would never. ever. in a thousand years even under threat of death. choose to look at it of my own free will with my own two human eyes

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    28. stu 2015.

    life hack, pump up the jamz

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    6. kol 2016.

    fool me once, shame on you. literally never fool me again after that please

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    Iron Man - "wow dude, you should join the avengers" Me [doing good, big kicks] "hey thanks Iron Man maybe I'll think about it"

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    26. stu 2018.

    Me: When I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank Grandson: His mind is clearly degraded. That cannot be true. The old man is dying

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    sex and the city character 1: honey sometimes u just gotta have sex! sex and the city character 2: *sippin a cosmo* im an absolute slut for sex. i love new york city me, watching at home by myself: dam dude this shit fucking rules man

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    19. lis 2018.

    Was just hanging out at bar waiting for friends and an old friend snuck up on me saying “what’s up man, what’re you doing” so I responded saying “just enjoying the show” and pointing to TV. The TV was a montage of pictures of children playing sports

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    not to be horny on the tl but i want to h*ld h*nds

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    5. lis 2018.

    shrek be like “dönkæ”

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    6. kol 2018.

    [ass surgery] girlfriend: i’m so nervous boyfriend: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry [after surgery] gf, waking up: wait where’s my bf doctor: who do u think gave u the ass RT if you cried 😿

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    29. lip 2018.
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    6. svi 2018.

    neo pets cinematic universe

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    26. ožu 2018.

    If I put my hand in a bag of chips and my knuckles touch the top of the bag I throw up in my mouth easily.

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