u are wearing a large baby blue scarf, the ssris are preventing ur brain from understanding the evilness of your life
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Tswift's folklore is very good for a cold day when ur inside a starbucks in Naperville, Illinois, drinking a chai latte and working on a power point presentation for the multinational prescription drug manufacturer you work for
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ur boyfriend bought you a large diamond ring from the mall, you keep looking at it as you pick up your latte, trying to like it, wondering if you do like it; you think you like it, it's a diamond. Christine said omg when she saw it, so it must be good.
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mom calls, you ignore. "hey I'm busy
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it's the starbucks downtown in the strip mall across from the Barnes and Noble
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is this a lyric from folklore
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This is suspiciously specific
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This is terrifyingly vivid
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Looooooollll
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I don't think people who don't know anything about Naperville will appreciate this quite as much as those who know Naperville
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Better than the Starbucks in orland park at least
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