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I think removing people from your life is the hardest when they’re not doing anything crazy they’re just being themselves, and it simply just doesn’t align with what you need/value. it’s like damn, you’re a great person BUT…
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wow, i miss this. and the polish ladies.
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Do other cities have a tamale man?
A guy with a cooler of portable, culturally specific snacks that just appears at the bar after a certain time lol
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🥰🫶🏽 love you. thank you babe.
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Nun, it’s @_parisimone birthday 
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Isn’t it funny how we all run to Twitter to make sure it’s a them problem and not an us problem #LoveIsBlindLIVE
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Brett’s assertiveness about that suit was sexy. I’m sorry. 😭 Primarily bc he was CLEAR about what he wanted (a lot of men don’t care/are indifferent) AND he immediately sought out a solution instead of letting it ruin his day by complaining about it all day. A man. #LoveIsBlind
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Amanda Seales. I said her HBO special was pretty good overall but the opening was cringy.
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who is the most random person that has blocked you on twitter for no reason LOL
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skinny mini & i stayed with a sew in lol
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What did you look like in 2014?
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omg you’re going to make me cry right now. i love you. thank you for sharing!!! 🥹❤️
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this week i started doing 2-a-days when I have to go into the office so tues, wed, & thurs.
when i tell y’all…my body is so sore 😩, wheeeww!! but it’s so worth it. morning workout completed, 1 more tonight, & another with my trainer in the AM then…birthday shenanigans. 😈🎉
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Still not Finna get no hoes
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Moses Gibson spent 170k on 2 height lengthening surgery after being subjected heightism for being 5’5!
He said he long struggled to get a girlfriend due to his 5-foot-5-inch frame, initially turning to medication and a “spiritual healer” to try to increase his height… He… Show more
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depends on who i’m standing next to.
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Which parent do you resemble thee most
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No matter how attracted you are to your partner, if they’re emotionally immature, you’ll have a child-like relationship.
Many people are children in adult bodies, unwilling to do the work.
Save your heart for the person who chooses to grow up, emotionally.
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i’m so used to my love life being so random but eventful (like, i could literally write a memoir) that when everything is chill, i’m bored af. lmao
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Jackie is a hot girl who needs therapy and will prefer toxic love until she’s healed. Marshall is a good guy who looks great on paper but is a lame and that’s okay.
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Jackie confirming that she’s in a relationship with Josh, telling her group chat she has to make it to the altar with Marshall for clout and being homophonic AF. It appears she has been seeing Josh throughout filming after the pods. #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlind
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2016 was amazing & an absolute mess all at the same time.
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… Sprinkle on hair from the Lawrys Seasoning is fuccn nuts 😂 😂😂😂😂
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Why do people ask your opinion just to shut you down when yours disagrees with theirs?
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I know we’re supposed to be loving ourselves + ‘whole on our own’ …
but I find so much inspiration from loving a man & having him in my life.
it puts a pep in my step!
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Just saw the trailer for “I’m A Virgo” and since when did Virgo’s like adventure!?!? Y’all the most over-thinking, unnecessarily cautious beings I’ve ever met.
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everybody is automatically going from washcloths or hands but what about loofahs? i’ve been using a loofah ever since i started bathing myself.
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