Paul

@_p9k_

Solves problems using software. Reads annual reports for fun (and profit?). Meme historian emeritus. ƛ

New York, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

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  1. prije 5 sati

    Love this feature where the wall juts out in front of the stove to protect your face from flare ups when flambéing.

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    2. velj

    Really important comment from yesterday’s video. Don’t let price stop your from getting your measles vaccine booster or getting your immunization status checked. You can walk into any at , or make an appointment online at

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  3. 1. velj

    when you try to find a music group with a weird name and instead find what looks like a YouTube search-driven house of horrors preying on kids bashing the keyboard.

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  4. 1. velj

    What a good ai boye.

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    1. velj

    This is absolutely delightful: one guy gets an entire park to sing Bon Jovi's Livin’ On A Prayer.

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    Lillian (5): Wait why is it morning in Chicago if it is night in Japan. *long explanation* Me: And that’s why it is 8 PM at night here but 5 AM in Chicago. Lillian: Wait the time is different too? Me: Yes. Lillian: Why not just have it be 8 PM everywhere and just be daytime there

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  7. 27. sij

    In a Twitter a/b test state where the menu bar keeps flipping from the bottom to the top of the screen and back in the same session.

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  8. 26. sij

    Literally could not be more wrong Netflix

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  9. 25. sij

    Hot take: 🍏 tv+ is actually good.

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  10. 25. sij

    We got accounting jokes. 😂

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  11. 23. sij

    0 😬

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  12. 22. sij

    My caffeine consumption in 60mg units (bottled oolong tea) over the last week as I try to taper off to 0 without it being super unpleasant. Starting point was >= 500mg vi coffee I reckon.

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  13. 20. sij

    Who should I follow on ?

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  14. 20. sij

    Actually forget what I said about not having a position I might go do this tomorrow.

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  15. 20. sij

    Also calling your bill your “eBill”.

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  16. 20. sij

    Also haven’t used it but just having a chat bot named “Erica” is evidence in favor of my short thesis.

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  17. 20. sij

    A long/short portfolio but it’s just + long JPM Chase ($jpm) + long American Express ($axp) - short Bank of America ($bac) purely on the basis of their web app . (No positions but I actually kind of believe this thesis)

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  18. 20. sij

    Tapering off caffeine using tea. Black coffee used to be my breakfast usually. Turns out you shouldn’t do that with tea. (Probably not a great idea with coffee either hence the change)

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    19. sij

    Babies born today will turn 18 on January 19, 2038, the first date when time becomes unrepresentable using a standard 32-bit unsigned Unix timestamp. It's not far off.

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  20. 19. sij

    They are totally transforming the brand value of Whole Foods imo in a bad way by having “contractors” shop and deliver.

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