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@_msajan

the story of me vs. my inconvenient life, as told by my tweets 🌼

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2013.

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    5. velj

    Just because there’s an opening in your schedule doesn’t mean you’re free. Everything doesn’t need to be filled up and don’t let anyone try and fill it for you. That’s a you space. Take it.

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    How to make friends as an adult: 1. Say "we should hang!" 2. Do not hang. 3. Say "we should hang!" 6 months later. 4. Cancel. 5. Reschedule. 6. Respect their cancelation. 7. Reschedule. 8. Actually hang. 9. Say "we should do this more often!" 10. Die.

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    1. velj

    So you telling me when I was 7 years old I cried for nothing......bet

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    1. velj

    love it when a skinny friend offers me a clothing item and i have to explain that i’m fat lol they’re like “nooooooo whaaat” like do they really not know??? am i wearing a hologram sheild

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    1. velj

    i was somewhat okay until see you again came on

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    29. sij

    i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

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    29. sij

    society: we like instant gratification banks: we take 3-5 business days to process society: we like 24 hour service banks: we open an hour after you go to work and close 2 hours before you get off society: banks: WE WILL CLOSE FOR A DOZEN HOLIDAYS THAT ONLY WE CELEBRATE

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  9. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    27. sij

    My alarms at 6:00, 6:05, 6:10 and 6:15 trying to get me out of my bed

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    28. sij

    I will remember you 24/8.

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    This one damn near broke me

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    27. sij

    Just found out that we’ve been messing with the same girl 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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    27. sij

    it's as if he sent this from above

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    Rest In Peace Kobe Bryant Rest In Peace Gianna Bryant Rest In Peace Alyssa Altobelli Rest In Peace John Altobelli Rest In Peace Kerry Altobelli Rest in Peace Christina Mauser Rest in Peace Sarah Chester Rest in Peace Payton Chester Rest in Peace Ara Zobayan

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  15. 23. sij

    help I am addicted to tik tok

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  16. 22. sij

    This is what doctors be doing while you’re unconscious in the operating room 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    20. sij

    i rather eat a whole bus tire than write a cover letter for a job

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    18. sij

    I may or may not have watched this over 108496 times

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    16. sij
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