Mike Ford

@_mikeford

Software engineer. I try my best

Washington, D.C.
Joined January 2011

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    A reminder to software vendors: lists a price for a Falcon 9 launch. You can publish your list price online.

  2. Retweeted
    May 14

    Here's a brutal truth: Career novelists aren't the most talented writers. They're adequately talented writers who finish what they start.

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    Apr 11

    I'm convinced the majority of people managing infrastructure just want a PaaS. The only requirement: it has to be built by them.

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    Apr 3

    "No amount of elegant programming or technology will solve a problem if it is improperly specified or understood to begin with."-Milt Bryce

  5. Retweeted
    15 Sep 2014

    If you can't see yourself working with someone for life, don't work with them for a day.

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    Mar 24

    Holy damn, Arnold is a damn savage.

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    Mar 23

    Tfw you're bored at your parents' place so you invent differential and integral calculus

  8. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    When you used to design Doom levels but now design office buildings.

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    Mar 14

    if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

  10. Retweeted
    Mar 5
    Replying to

    Me meeting w a GPU co last week: Me: Why is this designed this way? GPU eng: We ran out of time and were busy on other things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  11. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    I was just asked to balance a Binary Search Tree by JFK's airport immigration. Welcome to America.

  12. Retweeted
    Jan 5

    “Sometimes, the elegant implementation is just a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function.” - John Carmack

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    Feb 24

    Abstraction trades an increase in real complexity for a decrease in perceived complexity. That isn't always a win.

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    Feb 19

    Falcon 9 first stage landing at LZ-1 as seen from a drone camera →

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    Feb 18

    A phrase someone used that I thought well of was "find the corners of the box", rather than "think outside the box". More engineer-like.

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    Feb 18

    "Thinking outside the box" gets lots of praise, but thinking creatively inside very small boxes can give a lot of leverage.

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    Feb 17

    The best way to complain is to make something.

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    Feb 16
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    Feb 7

    Up through the 90's, so much of software engineering was about "how are we going to reuse code". We might have gone a little bit overboard.

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    Feb 3

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