Ima dip my balls in some thousand island dressin . Cuz I got depression
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Not gonna lie the one with the long hair in the black eyed peas always scared the fuck outta me
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One minute I’m fine the next minute I’m gasping for air at my desk and uncontrollably coughing in a dead silent office ….. girl
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hailey bieber was caught finger fucking selena gomez in a sephora parking lot and literally no one is talking about it ??
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a roach? made of cock???
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We as a society must put a stop to 5 minute crafts . We must find whomever is responsible and lock them in a tiny cage and put them at the bottom of the ocean
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If you can see my Spotify now playing right now no you can’t. Don’t worry about it this isn’t me
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Just damaged my credibility 😩😩 I was listening to lady antebellum with the windows down
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I miss my sister. I miss painting her nails. I miss her laugh. I miss how hard she made me laugh. I miss her big hair. I miss her attitude. I miss her being gross and getting food all over her face and wiping it on my shirt. I miss hearing her little lisp.
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Men are so fucking embarrassing I clicked on this random mfs page and all his likes are porn
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forgot I was hot for a second my b
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Crazy that the best band ever, JULIE, is playing at Kelly’s Olympian on Sunday Feb 12 👀
COME THRUUUU
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BOOST: I need help! @ineed2go_p and @_littleaud are slandering my clean Twitter name.
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