Kate Stayman-London

@_ksl

Writer for , jokes for . I'm here, I'm queer, I'd like another iced coffee.

Joined June 2008

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    What does Matthew McConaughey say when he meets the first woman secretary of state? "Albright, Albright, Albright"

  2. I've waited 532 days (and my whole life) to do this.

  3. Sometimes America is just the ever-loving best.

  4. My mom is an immigrant and my dad and his family have served this nation in uniform since the Revolution

  5. MY BALLOT CAME MY BALLOT CAME I AM VOTING FOR HILLARY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!

  6. "Let’s pour one out for email, which has had quite a run. Then let’s move on to something else, and dance on email’s grave."

  7. That was a cool Abraham/Isaac metaphor tho

  8. I do not have the emotional energy for . Am I a westworld android?

  9. Cannot make me look I will not look nope nope nope

  10. Hey sorry I had time to make a twitter joke about your text but not to respond to it. Priorities, ya know?

  11. Funnier w/ the second to last text I received, from : "My family wants me to die."

  12. Tim Kaine gently deferring every question to HRC is p much the sexiest thing I've ever seen

  13. I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful presidency.

  14. THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY RAD! Absolutely love women creators getting each other's backs like this.

  15. Sobbing at , because sometimes you do know when history is unfolding before your eyes.

  16. You know that plagiarism joke we thought was funny? Yeah. He plagiarized it.

  17. Fun fact: I was bat mitzvahed 20 years ago today. That day I was a woman. Today I'm electing a woman president.

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