Derek Ostrander

@_derko

dev | 'cuse alum | dog lover | github: | Don't take anything on here too seriously, unless it's serious.

Oakland, CA
github.com/dostrander
Joined September 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Sep 2015
    Replying to

    That's what I tell my partner before I hop into bed…"PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED"

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS CLIMATE PROTECTED

    2,065 replies 386,608 retweets 146,589 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 26

    Boehner: "I don’t want to be president. I drink red wine. I smoke cigarettes. I golf. I cut my own grass."

    44 replies 440 retweets 1,319 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 15

    Having this view to look forward to makes our Monday blues melt away…

    15 replies 92 retweets 383 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 4

    21 replies 1,911 retweets 3,082 likes
  6. May 2

    Someone literally tried to run me off the road on my way to work because I told him to use his blinker... da fug

  7. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    This is where Samsung got the idea for their Garbage Collection algorithm in the Galaxy Note 7.

    Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo:
    2 replies 60 retweets 121 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    Happy Birthday Phil!

    8 replies 317 retweets 891 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    Thanks for this . It's a pleasure coloring in these pages with you. to

    24 replies 440 retweets 1,389 likes
  10. Mar 8

    Oh and also him selling the Brooklyn bridge for a dollar and a quarter.

    RIP Pigpen and in remembrance here's a 32 min "Turn on your Lovelight"
  11. Mar 8

    RIP Pigpen and in remembrance here's a 32 min "Turn on your Lovelight"

  12. Retweeted
    Feb 28
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    storyboards can die a slow and painful death. Or a quick one. I don't care. Either way I just want them gone.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Feb 17
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    A sign reads "I am an American" on an Oakland storefront the day after the attack on Pearl Harbor:

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    Feb 1

    Check out our official launch of our sexual wellness center! Get up to date articles on everything pertaining to sex

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    15 replies 72 retweets 184 likes
  15. Feb 10
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    And now I will proceed to listen to them all day long

    2 likes
  16. Feb 10

    Hearing Jerry Garcia Band in a coffee shop has made my day and it's only 8 am

    1 reply 1 like
  17. Retweeted
    Feb 6

    Summertime's comin'...

    48 replies 292 retweets 972 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Feb 2

    Arkansas just passed a law that will let a rapist sue his victim for having an abortion. welcome to hell.

    668 replies 15,757 retweets 10,225 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    A man is cleaning up the graffiti at Bank of America. "I support people," he told a bystander who opposes him.

    45 replies 1,038 retweets 2,762 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    A picture says a thousand words A Muslim girl & Jewish boy protesting for the same cause w/ their dads.

    33 replies 465 retweets 942 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    Relive the 90s with one line of Swift code

    16 replies 76 retweets 243 likes

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