Claire Lang

@_clairelang

The misuse of 'literally' makes me figuratively insane.

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  1. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Nae even a year in and again we are on a list with our inspirations as one of the top 10 best grilled cheese in...

    3 retweets 4 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    Someone on Reddit: Obama should resign a few days early just so Joe gets to be the 45th President for the next week.

    298 replies 33,694 retweets 71,610 likes
  3. Retweeted
    29 Jan 2016

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey thanks" and I'm like "I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"

    7 replies 889 retweets 1,902 likes
  4. 6 Jul 2016

    Hoff told me not to come

    3 likes
  5. 9 Jun 2016

    I cannot agree with this more

    5 likes
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    6 Jun 2016

    E Innovation brings new cost saving equipment to North Sea

    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. Retweeted
    8 Feb 2016

    welcome on board as exhibitors see them on stand 4!

    2 retweets 2 likes
  8. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2015

    Insert your card as shown...

    395 replies 49,774 retweets 39,560 likes
  9. Retweeted
    23 Nov 2015

    "Look, let's just forget it" - Translation: I will remember this until my dying day

    40 replies 4,576 retweets 6,394 likes
  10. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2015
    Replying to

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    3 replies 179 retweets 327 likes
  11. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2015

    In hindsight Minecraft does seem a more obvious thing for a ten year old boy to ask for

    8 replies 191 retweets 192 likes
  12. Retweeted
    13 Oct 2015

    I wouldn't say I'm gangster as such, but I have been eating Berocca straight from the tube.

    6 replies 6 retweets 21 likes
  13. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2015

    Here they are 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    living the dream
    1 retweet 1 like
  14. Retweeted
    10 Mar 2015

    This is the worst drawing of a squirrel I've ever seen.

    49 replies 508 retweets 601 likes
  15. 25 Aug 2015

    Make tweet theft acceptable by putting 'via' at the end of the tweet, followed by the username of the person u stole it from (via )

  16. Retweeted
    24 Aug 2015

    Twitter competition still open! Follow & retweet for your chance to win your dream boots or shoes

    95 replies 423 retweets 94 likes
  17. Retweeted
    16 Aug 2015

    That's a dirty trick

    6 replies 168 retweets 125 likes
  18. Retweeted
    14 Aug 2015

    Does the 5 second rule still apply for toothbrushes being dropped into a toilet ? Asking for a friend of course.

    1 retweet
  19. Retweeted
    5 Aug 2015

    Are you struggling to get home from your minimum wage job this evening?

    84 replies 556 retweets 642 likes
  20. Retweeted
    26 Jun 2015

    Marriage equality? What's next?! Racial harmony? Respect between the sexes? Being true to our principles? It's a slippery slope, people!

    1 reply 130 retweets 168 likes

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