2020 may have finally broken my brain but I cannot stop laughing over "This is just soup for my family"
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TSA agent: Whatcha got there? Anarchist, trying to stuff duffle bag full of Campbells Chunky into airport scanner: This is just soup for my family
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According to Google the phrase "Big bags of soup" has been recorded exactly once in all of history, what a time to be alivepic.twitter.com/NLB71BTvgQ
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I know she's got a lot on her plate but I am *begging*
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lmao people think this is a 'Gorilla channel' bit IT'S RIGHT THERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE WEBSITE What was going on July 31st that everyone missed this? https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-meeting-national-association-police-organizations-leadership/ …
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Here's the video, soup monologue starts at 9:37 if the timestamp doesn't workhttps://youtu.be/4w5NFC7LrUY?t=577 …
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Really makes you wonder if there are any other wild remarks just sitting in the trancscripts that haven’t been covered bc there is *so much* happening all the time. To say nothing of whatever non-public stories might be getting overlooked
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But powerful paint guns are ok
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Soup is more lethal than bricks? He said that? I can’t even.
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My grandmother’s borscht was deadly. Maybe I can find the recipe, cook up individual servings and freeze them in baggies. Frozen Killer Borscht...I can see the headlines now, “Nice Jewish Girl uses deadly borscht in planned attack against Nazi Street Thugs”
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