Christopher IngrahamVerified account

@_cingraham

Executive VP of Cool Charts, The Why Axis. Ex-WaPo, Brookings, Pew. The guy who let all the crickets out. Author of If You Lived Here You'd Be Home By Now.

Minnesota
Joined January 2012

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  4. Mom says “peek-a-boo” and suddenly she appears out of nowhere! Where did she go? Much to think about.

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  5. Trump: I'm gonna seize the voting machines and declare myself emperor Biden: We need to pass a law so nobody can seize voting machines and declare themselves emperor Political media: Biden is exactly like Trump

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  6. If you're a white person angry about masks you can threaten to walk into your kid's school with "every single gun loaded and ready" and then later call the cops and say you didn't actually mean it, and they will give you a mulligan

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  7. 🎶Oh I would do anything for love, But I won't get vaxxed 🎶

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  8. My children are incredibly good at dodging Covid while simultaneously bringing home every other ailment on God's green earth. This week's special: stomach flu🥴

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  9. Went to check out this dude's videos. Incredible

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  10. Big deal. I've been converting my paychecks into Flamin' Hot Cheetos for years.

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  11. I *will* let him in, and I will nuzzle that glorious belly-floof if it's the last thing I do

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  12. 22 hours ago

    In fairness, there was no way that the city’s paid detective force could have surmised immediately that a rumor about how “they’re distributing poison masks to rob you” was probably false.

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  14. synthetic wombs, things of that nature

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  15. It's always like the same six VC/tech dudes talking about this stuff too, which is extremely funny. "Synthetic wombs, etc," says the CEO of a random-ass ecommerce platform

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  16. In general I think it's good for people to envision things that are well beyond our technical capabilities. But on the other these conversations always remind me of like, my four year old talking about how he's gonna build a rocket ship out of lions or whatever

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  17. Update: the ‘dogs are out tonight too. Never seen sun and moon dogs on the same day before, either a dark omen or a powerful blessing

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  18. The questions at this press conference support my thesis from this October column, which starts: "The corporate news media has proven itself incapable of recognizing and properly responding to the signs of doom."

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  20. A White House that was serious about protecting democracy wouldn’t call on Newsmax or Fox News. If the WHCA was serious about it, they wouldn’t even be allowed in the briefing room

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  21. Still going strong mid day, now with some sort of inverted rainbow thing happening

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